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 Post subject: How to deal with Iraq
PostPosted: Wed Oct 25, 2006 11:58 am 
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The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500-man elite
fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF)

These Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi, West Virginia,
Missouri, Oklahoma, Tennessee, and Texas boys will be dropped off into
Iraq and have been given only the following facts about terrorists:

Iraq
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

The Pentagon expects the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday.


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Actually, they do like Jesus.

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It was a joke DA. :roll:


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Really? I actually did think it was a joke, untill I read the Dale Earnhardt thing

























































































































































































































































































You wasted your time :P

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