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New Olympic Sports

Postby one8swayze » Tue Aug 21, 2012 2:41 am

My Girlfrind and I were talking (F.U. She's real to me), and we decided that there are a few "sports" that we would 300% tune-in to watch, if the olympics showcased them. The best we came up with were dodgeball and 4-square. It' be a whole new level of intense watching USA and (insert anyone who hates us) In a dodgeball final. Also, picture a gold medal 4-square final with pretty much every stereotype from Mike Tyson's Punch-Out!!! Tell me that both of these wouldn't be roughly a billion times better than the boring equestrian events...They actually have an event where your horse just has to raise it's leg(s) and bow...seriously, doesn't run or jump...just raises it's leg and bows.

What olympic would you make "appointment viewing"?

Caveat: It has to be something that could feasibly be accepted as an olympic event. Hence, no suggestions in the ilk of "BJ CONTEST!!!" .Granted, that would be appointment viewing, but I would get so tired of my mom going on and on about her medals.
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Re: New Olympic Sports

Postby Pudge » Tue Aug 21, 2012 1:13 pm

I'm in on dodgeball. Maybe Connect 4. Just to see people flip out when they get 4 in a row.

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Re: New Olympic Sports

Postby one8swayze » Sat Aug 25, 2012 12:41 am

What about jousting? I would soooooooo watch some mofo's jousting!!!
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Re: New Olympic Sports

Postby Pudge » Sat Aug 25, 2012 12:15 pm

Like horseback joust or American gladiators joust? Now that I think about it just make all of the events in American gladiators Olympic events. :hihi:
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