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Re: Octomom Offered 500K to do porn are you kidding me

Postby DaveWaz » Sun Jul 03, 2011 2:37 am

Damn Scout you dug this tread out of the Grave, perhaps you want to be Octodaddy??????
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Postby thescout » Sun Jul 03, 2011 4:32 am

Fortunately, Octomom as been quiet for awhile but as I scour the net she pops up from time to time so I have to add it to the thread. Octodaddy, :roll: no thanks. This woman is psychotic and needs help. Any man who marries her is going to be ready for the rubber room. :shock:
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Postby backnblack » Sun Jul 03, 2011 12:56 pm

thescout wrote:Fortunately, Octomom as been quiet for awhile but as I scour the net she pops up from time to time so I have to add it to the thread. Octodaddy, :roll: no thanks. This woman is psychotic and needs help. Any man who marries her is going to be ready for the rubber room. :shock:

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Postby fun gus » Sun Jul 03, 2011 1:45 pm

backnblack wrote:
thescout wrote:Fortunately, Octomom as been quiet for awhile but as I scour the net she pops up from time to time so I have to add it to the thread. Octodaddy, :roll: no thanks. This woman is psychotic and needs help. Any man who marries her is going to be ready for the rubber room. :shock:

He better wear a rubber 24/7 with this breeder.


you said it. I wouldnt even let that crazy b*tch blow me :ninja:
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Re: Octomom Offered 500K to do porn are you kidding me

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fun gus wrote:
backnblack wrote:
thescout wrote:Fortunately, Octomom as been quiet for awhile but as I scour the net she pops up from time to time so I have to add it to the thread. Octodaddy, :roll: no thanks. This woman is psychotic and needs help. Any man who marries her is going to be ready for the rubber room. :shock:

He better wear a rubber 24/7 with this breeder.


you said it. I wouldnt even let that crazy b*tch blow me :ninja:


This would be the perfect time for one of Pudge's hand things (you know insert pic) :lol:
She needs to live in China where they have billions of people. The bigger the family the more prestigous.Her kids won't think much of her because she doesn't pay attention to them it sounds like. What the $ell was she thinking geez it would be so nice to have a large family so my kids would all love me since she doesn't have a husband. Plain stupid some people if you can't support them.
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Re: Octomom Offered 500K to do porn are you kidding me

Postby Pudge » Tue Jul 05, 2011 11:20 am

fun gus wrote:
backnblack wrote:
thescout wrote:Fortunately, Octomom as been quiet for awhile but as I scour the net she pops up from time to time so I have to add it to the thread. Octodaddy, :roll: no thanks. This woman is psychotic and needs help. Any man who marries her is going to be ready for the rubber room. :shock:

He better wear a rubber 24/7 with this breeder.


you said it. I wouldnt even let that crazy b*tch blow me :ninja:

A pioneer indeed, fun gus. The first man in human history to ever turn down a blow job. :lol:
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Postby backnblack » Tue Jul 05, 2011 3:09 pm

Pudge wrote:
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backnblack wrote:
thescout wrote:Fortunately, Octomom as been quiet for awhile but as I scour the net she pops up from time to time so I have to add it to the thread. Octodaddy, :roll: no thanks. This woman is psychotic and needs help. Any man who marries her is going to be ready for the rubber room. :shock:

He better wear a rubber 24/7 with this breeder.


you said it. I wouldnt even let that crazy b*tch blow me :ninja:

A pioneer indeed, fun gus. The first man in human history to ever turn down a blow job. :lol:

When I was in high school in my senior year I worked at this bar, grocery store, boat landing place in SC. This old perverted geezer got tanked up in there one night and offered me a blow job. I turned him down....so this makes FG the second man in human history to tun down a bj. Between the old perv and Octomom it's a toss up.

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Re: Octomom Offered 500K to do porn are you kidding me

Postby Pudge » Wed Jul 06, 2011 9:04 am

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Pudge wrote:A pioneer indeed, fun gus. The first man in human history to ever turn down a blow job. :lol:

When I was in high school in my senior year I worked at this bar, grocery store, boat landing place in SC. This old perverted geezer got tanked up in there one night and offered me a blow job. I turned him down....so this makes FG the second man in human history to tun down a bj. Between the old perv and Octomom it's a toss up.

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Pudge wrote:
backnblack wrote:
Pudge wrote:A pioneer indeed, fun gus. The first man in human history to ever turn down a blow job. :lol:

When I was in high school in my senior year I worked at this bar, grocery store, boat landing place in SC. This old perverted geezer got tanked up in there one night and offered me a blow job. I turned him down....so this makes FG the second man in human history to tun down a bj. Between the old perv and Octomom it's a toss up.

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I salute you sir.

Thanks, Pudge. I finally found someone who understands. My friends and family called me a fool.

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Re: Octomom Offered 500K to do porn are you kidding me

Postby Pudge » Thu Jul 07, 2011 1:37 am

backnblack wrote:
Pudge wrote:
backnblack wrote:
Pudge wrote:A pioneer indeed, fun gus. The first man in human history to ever turn down a blow job. :lol:

When I was in high school in my senior year I worked at this bar, grocery store, boat landing place in SC. This old perverted geezer got tanked up in there one night and offered me a blow job. I turned him down....so this makes FG the second man in human history to tun down a bj. Between the old perv and Octomom it's a toss up.

:clap: :clap: :clap:

I salute you sir.

Thanks, Pudge. I finally found someone who understands. My friends and family called me a fool.

Oh, you definitely were a fool. But an principled fool, nonetheless. :wink:

No BJs from drunk old pervs. A simple rule to have. Now, sober old pervs, that's a whole different story... :angel:
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Postby thescout » Thu Jul 07, 2011 11:32 pm

Octomom had death threats against her but what stuck out in this article is her kids going to private school. Huh? In California it must be a fortune and how does she pay for it? Maybe she should move to another state where the cost of living is cheaper to raise her kids? When's the last time she as had a real job? :roll:


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Postby DaveWaz » Fri Jul 08, 2011 12:07 am

well, I happened to stumble upon the new Chyna porn from Vivid yesterday and it made me think of this. It's like watching a fatal car crash, you can't turn away, your strangely excited, but have nightmares and guilt overwhelming you. :oops:
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Postby thescout » Fri Jul 08, 2011 12:51 am

There's a good pic of Octomom in all her glory. I'm sure Fun Gus might get a thrill seeing her again in the last article I posted. :lol: She reminds me of Fran Dresher the lady with the weird laugh that's like fingers running down a chalk board. :shock: I think Octomom's best bet for marriage is to move to China where big familes are in style. There's bound to be one man out of all those billions that would think Octomom is a prize and they lived happily ever after. :wub:
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Postby thescout » Fri Jul 08, 2011 9:11 pm

The little monsters tore up the Today show set. I guess they'll be discplined kids when they grow up. This reminds me of Willard the movie where the dude tells his rats to tear'em up. All Octomom has to say is tear'em kids and body parts will be flying. :lol: :lol:



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Postby fun gus » Fri Jul 29, 2011 10:22 am

"what if there were no hypothetical situations?"

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Postby Pudge » Fri Jul 29, 2011 10:44 am

Congrats to CNN, they didn't include 'Octomom' in the headline instead using her real name. You stay classy CNN.

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Postby backnblack » Sun Jul 31, 2011 11:01 pm

Pudge wrote:Congrats to CNN, they didn't include 'Octomom' in the headline instead using her real name. You stay classy CNN.

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Postby fun gus » Mon Aug 01, 2011 6:29 am

If there were justice in this world, the whole damn clan would be leglly adopted by The Circus ( Learning ) Channel. :hihi:

Seriously, has anyone here ever known someone personally who has had 4+kids or more at one time? I have not. I wonder if the children themselves
grow up more alike then not..Kinda like my friends that are twins, they mimic each other, they are more alike then different, IMO. So when you have 8 of those lil bastards at the same time, do they come out like an 8-pack (like twins) or is there one (or more )of the crew that's going to be a little different from the rest?

I know of folks that have alot of kids but not at one time.... :?:
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Oh, it's a mixed bag, FG. I know tons of people who have had 8 kids at once if not more. No different than cats having large litters. In this case it would be called White Trash (litter..get it? hyuk hyuk). But really, this happens all the time. She just gets pub because she is in CA near Vivid Entertainment. There are three women in my neighborhood who have had litters of eight children...and one with 13! That last kid was the lucky one!

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backnblack wrote:Oh, it's a mixed bag, FG. I know tons of people who have had 8 kids at once if not more. No different than cats having large litters. In this case it would be called White Trash (litter..get it? hyuk hyuk). But really, this happens all the time. She just gets pub because she is in CA near Vivid Entertainment. There are three women in my neighborhood who have had litters of eight children...and one with 13! That last kid was the lucky one!



Okay help me out. Am I understanding you correctly? You actually know a woman who had 13 kids at one time?! :shock:
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Postby backnblack » Mon Aug 01, 2011 2:08 pm

fun gus wrote:
backnblack wrote:Oh, it's a mixed bag, FG. I know tons of people who have had 8 kids at once if not more. No different than cats having large litters. In this case it would be called White Trash (litter..get it? hyuk hyuk). But really, this happens all the time. She just gets pub because she is in CA near Vivid Entertainment. There are three women in my neighborhood who have had litters of eight children...and one with 13! That last kid was the lucky one!



Okay help me out. Am I understanding you correctly? You actually know a woman who had 13 kids at one time?! :shock:

Oh sure. Women have child litters all the time around here. Some people say it has to do with the nuclear plant at the edge of town bu tI think it is mainly caused by superior grade spermatazoa. The woman that had 13 at once they nicknamed Uzi.


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