Hef's got another girlfriend that didn't take long

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Hef's got another girlfriend that didn't take long

Postby thescout » Tue Jun 28, 2011 3:59 pm

Man, it must be nice to be born with good looks. :D I found especially funny describing his new girlfriend the requirements are blonde and big boobs but the girl says turnoffs: guys who aren't open to exploring their sexuality with me. Hmm, Miss January, blonde and big boobs. Ok what sort of man would turn that down? A gay man! :roll:



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Re: Hef's got another girlfriend that didn't take long

Postby Pudge » Tue Jun 28, 2011 5:48 pm

I just want Hef to just go somewhere and die.

There's nothing more pathetic than the old guy in the club, especially when that old guy is a closeted gay who surrounds himself with women to throw people off the scent, and these women only sleep with him because it's the only way to make Playmate of the Month, and thus as a catapult to bigger or brighter things, or they are doing it because they are hoping that they can get a small chunk of his fortune when he eventually keels over and dies.
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Re: Hef's got another girlfriend that didn't take long

Postby backnblack » Fri Jul 01, 2011 6:52 pm

Wouldn't you be proud if that were your daughter. Just creepy no matter how you slice it.


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