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 Post subject: New Video Game for dog killers!
PostPosted: Thu Jul 26, 2007 8:34 pm 
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There's rumor of a new video game to come out soon. They say the name of the game will be dawg ookie. Ookie is Michael Vick's street name for those that don't know and the creators of the game aren't bashful the least bit using Vick's gang member moniker.

The game involves two pit bulls and you can play against the dawg computer or against a friend. You'll have the ability, if your dawg wins, to jump out of the fighting area and grab NFL figures such as Vick, Clinton Portis and Shannon Sharpe by the throat until they start kicking. You'll see other NBA stars and some clandestine gang members from Peru around the pit, so when you win your fight, it's your game then.

In the John Madden tradition as well, you will be able to tear arms and legs off NFL and NBA stars once you win your fight. But losing will get you just a bloody screen and something about, as it's still a secret, drowning or electrocution.

Of course the first copy of this game will feature a picture of Vick smoking a joint in a limo with a prostitute while claiming his ear rings are in some water bottle as he's shooting birds with both hands on the game's cover.

Some of the money used to buy this game will go to the Save Michael Vick Legal Fund created by Stephanie Blank so her back door boy doesn't get sent off to prison.

One of the more popular dawgs chosen by test gamers is the one,..."Montezuma's(Mexico's) Revenge"

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