Our good friends up North are always a source of great humor. Here's the story of a champion.
A New Jersey building built in the early part of this century was earmarked for demolition to make room for a developmental project. As we know, buildings built back then were often heated by systems that required chimney stacks. During the arduous task of taking the building down piece by piece, workers found what they thought was mummy in one of the chimneys.
Apparently a would be thief tried to crawl down one of the chimneys and, according to witnesses, his clothing as well as his body was caught and bonded to a soot/tar substance that collects on the walls of chimney. He literally starved to death as his cries for help were never heard through the bricks of the chimney.
Through all the years this man's feat has been hidden from the public eye and should now be recognized as one of the all-time greatest achievements in all of human history.
This man who has no identity is the all-time, Hall Of Famer, greatest in human history,...The Hide and Seek Champion of all-time.