Man married to 39 wives and 94 children unbelievable

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Man married to 39 wives and 94 children unbelievable

Postby thescout » Tue Feb 22, 2011 3:59 am

Wow. You think you have problems how'd you like to be this man married to so many women and fathering 94 children. How does the guy afford the food each day to feed the family? What's his heating and lighting bill every month? How does he afford Christmas toys? Having 39 wives does this man get a chance to relax? Women love to shop how big is his car to bring home all the new items for the house? Does he have a man cave to get away from it all?

I hear he'll even take American women to marry. Where's Octomom at with her brood? Octomom would be no problem for Ziona since his family already is the size of a small town.



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Re: Man married to 39 wives and 94 children unbelievable

Postby Pudge » Tue Feb 22, 2011 7:11 pm

Ahh, how wonderful it is to live in a culture/time/place where if a man sees an attractive woman walking down the street and wonders to himself what it would be like to see her naked, he can fulfill that desire by simply asking for her hand in marriage and he'll soon find out. And a week after their honeymoon when the same thing happens again, he'll be engaged once again.
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Re: Man married to 39 wives and 94 children unbelievable

Postby thescout » Tue Feb 22, 2011 8:48 pm

Well they must have a low divorce rate more than I can say about the United States. In this man's culture he can not only have Jessica Alba but also Eva Longoria, Angelia Jolie, and the whole Hawaiian Tropic team every day. :lol:
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Re: Man married to 39 wives and 94 children unbelievable

Postby backnblack » Wed Feb 23, 2011 3:49 am

It is a scientific fact that when group's of women live together their menstrual cycles begin to run at the same time. One week of every month I expect that house ain't wha you'd call a happy home. In the picture of the wives not one smile. No thanks....and no Jessica Albas.

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Re: Man married to 39 wives and 94 children unbelievable

Postby thescout » Thu Feb 24, 2011 12:31 am

backnblack wrote:It is a scientific fact that when group's of women live together their menstrual cycles begin to run at the same time. One week of every month I expect that house ain't wha you'd call a happy home. In the picture of the wives not one smile. No thanks....and no Jessica Albas.


What you didn't see any Jessica Alba types in that crowd Bnb? :lol: I can't imagine what kind of life these women lead. At least their not homeless and have a place to go in all seriousness. That house looks like it should be torn down and a new one built. A funny note I'm glad this wasn't the family that was modeled after the Walton series. Could you imagine having to say everyone's name it would take all night. Night John Boy!
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