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BirdBrain
 Post subject: Would you sell your penis for 9 mil????
PostPosted: Wed Oct 07, 2009 7:50 pm 
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First of all, I'm not interested.

But a guy was just awarded 9 mil for damages to his penis by one of those erectile dysfunction fixer uppers.

That got me to thinking. What is your personal over-under price for the continued use of your man wand???

Personally speaking, anything over 5 mil is gravy.

http://www.ajc.com/business/dekalb-man- ... html?imw=Y

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 Post subject: Re: Would you sell your penis for 9 mil????
PostPosted: Wed Oct 07, 2009 7:56 pm 
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My wife would probably say $100 (which she would pay). I like the fact he had a two day erection.

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 Post subject: Re: Would you sell your penis for 9 mil????
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hehehehe... 100 bucks is a tad low :rofl:

on the other hand, what did Urban pay???


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 Post subject: Re: Would you sell your penis for 9 mil????
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BirdBrain wrote:
hehehehe... 100 bucks is a tad low :rofl:

on the other hand, what did Urban pay???


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That's at $1000 per foot.

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Considering I figure I got at least another 25-30 years of normal use from my ding-a-ling, I would probably charge $1 million for each year. So at least $25 million.

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Pudge wrote:
Considering I figure I got at least another 25-30 years of normal use from my ding-a-ling, I would probably charge $1 million for each year. So at least $25 million.

define "normal." :lol:

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Obviously Pudge is not married.

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Wease wrote:
Obviously Pudge is not married.

:lol: Young Pudge....

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Im not charging by the year im charging by the orgasm and if we count them all (self induced and female induced :D ) then im gonnna 50 bucks per O which is the going price for one in Tijuana Mexico lol. Without anything crazy happening I figure i have a good 600,000 O's left in me so that would end up being 30 million and not a dime less for my one eyed monster. :lol:

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