Would you sell your penis for 9 mil????

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Would you sell your penis for 9 mil????

Postby BirdBrain » Wed Oct 07, 2009 6:50 pm

First of all, I'm not interested.

But a guy was just awarded 9 mil for damages to his penis by one of those erectile dysfunction fixer uppers.

That got me to thinking. What is your personal over-under price for the continued use of your man wand???

Personally speaking, anything over 5 mil is gravy.

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Re: Would you sell your penis for 9 mil????

Postby backnblack » Wed Oct 07, 2009 6:56 pm

My wife would probably say $100 (which she would pay). I like the fact he had a two day erection.

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Re: Would you sell your penis for 9 mil????

Postby BirdBrain » Wed Oct 07, 2009 7:11 pm

hehehehe... 100 bucks is a tad low :rofl:

on the other hand, what did Urban pay???


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Re: Would you sell your penis for 9 mil????

Postby backnblack » Wed Oct 07, 2009 7:48 pm

BirdBrain wrote:hehehehe... 100 bucks is a tad low :rofl:

on the other hand, what did Urban pay???


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Re: Would you sell your penis for 9 mil????

Postby Pudge » Wed Oct 07, 2009 9:10 pm

Considering I figure I got at least another 25-30 years of normal use from my ding-a-ling, I would probably charge $1 million for each year. So at least $25 million.
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Re: Would you sell your penis for 9 mil????

Postby backnblack » Wed Oct 07, 2009 9:21 pm

Pudge wrote:Considering I figure I got at least another 25-30 years of normal use from my ding-a-ling, I would probably charge $1 million for each year. So at least $25 million.

define "normal." :lol:

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Re: Would you sell your penis for 9 mil????

Postby Wease » Thu Oct 08, 2009 7:13 am

Obviously Pudge is not married.
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Re: Would you sell your penis for 9 mil????

Postby backnblack » Thu Oct 08, 2009 8:58 am

Wease wrote:Obviously Pudge is not married.

:lol: Young Pudge....

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Re: Would you sell your penis for 9 mil????

Postby The Mattural » Thu Oct 08, 2009 12:09 pm

Im not charging by the year im charging by the orgasm and if we count them all (self induced and female induced :D ) then im gonnna 50 bucks per O which is the going price for one in Tijuana Mexico lol. Without anything crazy happening I figure i have a good 600,000 O's left in me so that would end up being 30 million and not a dime less for my one eyed monster. :lol:
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