fun gus wrote:
I'm not trying to portray myself as the smartest or biggest Falcon fan out there..
Actually, I believe I own the title as 'biggest fan'. If we go by weight, that is
Or otherwise known as a huge drag on the American Health Care System...So lets have the first annual FalcFans live weigh in....web cams at the ready???
C'mon, I'm Big Boned!
In the immortal words of Tim Wilson :
Beer belly blues... what color are my new shoes...
'cause my feet & belt buckle are things I rarely see.My problem is not my glands,
it comes poured from aluminum cans,
and Pabst Blue Ribbon's been awfully good to me.
I think that smoking probably does more damage then obesity though, so lets wipe out the smokers first. We'll start in DC
On the 4th the place I play at tried to sponsor a Nathans Hot Dog Eating Contest and not one person signed up
. I asked the owner if I could keep the trophy since I ate a few myself and besides, what are you gonna do with the trophy? The old bastard said 'sure'. Unbeknownst to me, he told the organiozation that runs the regional competetive eating contest I won, so they registered me for the regional sub finals in October where I am expected to compete against all the city winners in eating as many Krystal Burgers as possible! My wife told me in no uncertain terms that was a 'deal breaker'. She said ' marrying an accordion player is bad enough, but I refuse to stay wed to a competetive eater'. Not joking at all.
So, in October at the Zoo, I'm going to stand at a table of 25 or so fat asses and lose on purpose, but I get a t shirt and free lunch. I dont think I could really compete. I;ve seen those things and I cant supress my gag reflex...Then I will retire from competetive eating. However, I will continue competetive drinking